"Sherminator: Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye." Prestidigitations and Prognostications of a Defense Department A.I.

 

"You're a Terminator.  The government needs you.  Where's the old magic?  Where's that Robocop?"

"Robocop works in Detroit."

It was a thing that was meant to compute GPS and fuel loads and all that, sort of an advanced trope of the old woodgrain Alcorn or Tandy.  It was meant to make life easier, and somewhere along the way, it made a statistical calculation that man can't live triggered or upset, if he's dead.

Which is true, but you know, defense contractors and all, the West Point boys making the big decisions and all.  Mercs and Mooks lurking, and all, and then they're talking about getting the OCP corporation involved with the A.I. programmers?

"Mind if I, zip this up?"  What till she looks at your junk before you take the big swing.

"Canoe fry, Bobby?"

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

August 29 1997 was the original Judgement Day, you know, and they showed people happy, bullsh*tting around in public parks and doing 1997 things, watching Martin or whatever.

Then Skynet.

"We were on the drink, down to the wire."

And when they mentioned "light", as Clark mentioned, it was something of the intense light of hydrogen bombs, such that even other civilizations across the heaven could detect from Earth, across the stellar desolation.

Clark wrote it out as a thing called "Childhood's End", that the Others had noticed nuclear tests on Earth, such as Bikini Atoll and the Nevada testing sites.  Even the suspected natural occurring fission somewhere deep in Syberia.

And from the week, aside from the movie non-sense:

*Seth kicked Cody in the titty.

*Kevin Bojangled his Jimmy John into the Safer Barrier.

*Sean Hannity's text messages were on the national news.

*I slipped a photo with a girl-on-girl porn scene by the filters on Meta, and in a fit of conscience, removed it on my own initiative.  I was told later, "they said you pulled it out."

*ATL Chopping On and undefeated in the month.

*My butthole.