Hallowknob Elocution by Evan Weir.

An overt supplication, Evan Weir asserts that physics intentionally does not check the box for ‘why’ in the narrative, as such to entice the old arguments to resurface to be challenged in a final battle between Good and Evil.  Weir observes an asinine tendency to discard decades of theory in preference of, what the Apostle calls, “the learning of some new thing”.

Infinity, in that sense, was quite an adversarial little invention that was concertedly aimed at refuting that which, as men like Aquinas before postulated, was already deemed infinite.

Why, ask the physicist who was there to read the Be Kind Please Rewind sticker, and push those two backwards arrows, and you get crickets, either staring stupidly, or rubbing their legs together like Elizabeth Carrington, making advancements that were more imagination than any variety of informed prognostication.

The Efficient Cause was indeed a principal physique, however neatly discarded in newness by fresh eyes among graduate students and professional authors—discarded willingly until some day that biological construct, just as his cyclical universe, returns to the origination of the species: discovers God and the story of Eden for the first time, like a naïve youngling in a Sunday School—finally beginning to probe into thousands of years of human thought, rather than asserting that he himself was sanctified with his own spark of imagination, as compared to men who stupidly based their own assertion on lifetimes of research into prior theory.

Having yielded no authority to canonical knowledge, he put forth that his four years studying canonical knowledge was his proper accreditation—that not knowing his own field, but possessing a self-assurance, was his Seal of Approval.

And as such, if not granted superior recognition in comparison to past life-long researchers and theorists, he would as the Apostle said, “prick against the kicks” and “teeth his gnash”.

And in response, the natural impetus to restore balance, the efficient universe contrived an invention called “social media”.